File Under Disgusting

This is an actual product. Not a joke. Someone should get this for Jamie. Here's the actual discription from the website.

You put the
mouthpiece in your mouth, press the open end of the snot-collection chamber
against your kid's nostril (it doesn't go very far inside the nose), and SUCK.
It sounds disgusting and bizarre, but it works like a charm. If you've got a
snotty kid, it's the best $15 you'll ever spend.

I can think of at least a million better uses for $15!