- Sex makes you fat.
- Sex helps you lose weight.
- It's good to have sex with pregnant girls because a dude's semen is actually good for the baby.
- Is it safer if I put on several condoms?
- Why doesn't God like sex?
- You can't get pregnant if you do it in a hot tub.
- If I get an STD and find a girlfriend with an STD, can we go ahead and have as much sex as we want?
Whitney Houston sang:
I believe the children are our future - Teach them well and let them lead the way...
I think she was probably on crack when she wrote it.