Seriously though, there are about a dozen churches in Lebanon that daily cause my blood to boil when I drive by their signs. Is there really some jerk out there writing ideas for church signs that intentionally make the lost feel like crap and church people seem smug? If I ever pastor a church with one of these signs, it will read:
THEY BOUGHT THIS ASININE SIGN BEFORE I GOT HERE. PLEASE JOIN MY CHURCH SO WE CAN BAND TOGETHER AND VOTE TO HAVE IT REMOVED!