5.21.2007

Church Sign Generator

This is a fun website where you can create your own church sign messages. The possibilities are endless!
Seriously though, there are about a dozen churches in Lebanon that daily cause my blood to boil when I drive by their signs. Is there really some jerk out there writing ideas for church signs that intentionally make the lost feel like crap and church people seem smug? If I ever pastor a church with one of these signs, it will read:

THEY BOUGHT THIS ASININE SIGN BEFORE I GOT HERE. PLEASE JOIN MY CHURCH SO WE CAN BAND TOGETHER AND VOTE TO HAVE IT REMOVED!

2 comments:

Keith Fletcher said...

I totally agree with you about church signs. The ones that really bug me are those that supposedly quote God (but not from the Bible) saying stuff like "You think it's hot down here? --God"

Holy Guy said...

I think you should try www.CustomSignGenerator.com, hundreds of generators to tinker with...